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Top 5 London dating venues (for drinkers)

London is a drunk’s city and most arguably dating is a drunk’s game. My father once explained to me that the difference between a heavy drinker and hobo is that the drinker sleeps with many more women. My father is now dead and previous to this he was divorced many times. But his life has never stopped me from following his advice.

When Yogo Dating offered me the commission to review London’s 5 best dating venues I really hoped that I would turn it down. However, being a drunk does not leave a man with much in the way of options or cash, so I reluctantly leapt at the chance.

To save on evenings I decided to review all the venues in one go and for company I found Julie Carr, another heavy drinker, albeit one who lives in deep denial. I had first met her at a wine tasting evening about a month ago and she seemed to fit the profile of a good date. She possessed an adequate enough job and income to keep her respectable (and pay for most of my drinks) and I figured that she looked at me with enough enthusiasm to make my night optimistic.

To read the rest of Yogo's alcoholic guide to London Dating click HERE